Rumor on the street has it that Timothy Holmseth has finally made it to the big time.
I had last caught up with Tim in Did Timothy Holmseth Drop His Breaking News Stories?
Tim, I am told, is now the proud new owner of a spot inside a 6×9 foot cell. I ask: Is the cell padded? Timothy was presented with his new residence this morning courtesy of the East Grand Forks Police Department in Minnesota.
Seems that Tim is now dealing with the long arm of the law for violating three counts of an order of protection issued by a Broward County judge in Florida.
If everybody would calm down for a moment, I do belive that I can hear Mr. Holmeth protesting his fate, in the distance.
I am telling you, I know my rights. The Florida courts have no jurisdiction over this Minnesota author. Gee, how could I have been arrested when I have never met Attorney Picazio in person? I live in Minnesota, and have not been to Florida in 35 years.
Pipe down Mr. Holmseth and get a grip on reality for a change. You protest too much. Nobody is listening, because you are now officially out of the picture.
UPDATE: Timothy Holmseth’s Dream Has Finally Come True
Bye Bye Timothy Holmseth
Did Timothy Holmseth ever read point #5, shown above?
Due to Tim allegedly publishing a photographic image of Kim Picazio in his latest Web site update, and having allegedly uploaded other items to his site during the last couple of months, a fourth charge may be pending.
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November 22, 2011 at 1:27 am
OJ's glove
did Levi feed you this “information”?
November 22, 2011 at 1:42 am
Peabody, here!
KP herself.
November 22, 2011 at 7:37 am
Shatshay
Holmseth has been scum fron the start. His websites a joke and so is he.
November 22, 2011 at 10:32 am
Peabody, here!
Would it be safe to release Mr. Holmseth on bond this morning? Wouldn’t the first thing that Tim would do upon release is run to his computer? Hopefully, TH has finally cooked his own goose. Will penniless Tim spend the holidays thinking about his alleged cyber stalking crimes locked up in jail? I certainly hope so.
November 23, 2011 at 1:02 am
veruca salt
This is so hilarious. He’s the lamest.
November 23, 2011 at 1:25 am
KittyKat
I wanted to come in and wish everyone a very safe and A Very Happy Thanksgiving!
WOW! They finally had enough of him! I think he will run to his computer to cry to the world, yea, the world who don;t a squateevu for him. Him, we don’t need no more of. . Maybe his ex or however she is related to him, will get her full custody now. Nobody, especially a child needs to be anywhere near him!
November 23, 2011 at 10:48 pm
Logic
Thanks for the updates, Peabody. It is nice to read that the wheels of justice are moving forward. The man’s mugshot screams “disturbed”, that is for sure.
November 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm
damagdpets
Happy Thanksgiving……You can only be arrogant for so long before you push the envelope so I hope Tim was wearing a helmet.
If and when you can would you let us know if he bonded or was this to be a mini vacation?
November 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
Stacy
You guys seem to be a bunch of losers with nothing better to do.
November 26, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Peabody, here!
I received a Thanksgiving blessing from KP this year. Did you? How about TH? I think that Tim is going to hit all the holidays this year in the pokey. Maybe he might find the time to think about what a mess of things, he has made.
November 27, 2011 at 2:08 pm
veruca salt
Hey at least we’re not Timmy!
December 9, 2011 at 4:39 am
Harriet Lewis Sweat
I received my Thanksgiving and Christmas blessings from God. I asked Him to have mercy and bless you and KP as well.
Just so you know, the truth is going to set Putnam County residents free. Time is running out for the imposters. TH is NOT an imposter!!
May today be the best day of your life!!
December 9, 2011 at 8:46 am
Peabody, here!
I remember you. How is Lisa Croslin doing these days? By all means, bring Haleigh home.
December 12, 2011 at 10:46 pm
veruca salt
You need to save some of that Tin Foil for the Christmas bird, Harriet…
December 13, 2011 at 7:15 am
Peabody, here!
That was a good one.
Seriously, if one could ever take TH’s supporters seriously, if “the truth is going to set Putnam County residents free” THEN how about telling me Harriet Sweat exactly what this “truth” is? Would that be too much to ask for? I really don’t think so.
Personally, I think that I possess the truth that is going to set Putnam County residents free.